1. Christian Ponder - Florida State (AKA CP7)
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| All this and brains, too? |
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| Shannon Sharpe watch out. Cam's smile is coming for your job in a few years... |
3. Brock Osweiler - Arizona State
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| Hello Edward Cullen. |
4. Jesse Palmer - Florida (gag.)
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| Even though you went to Florida, I still watch College Football Live to just see you. |
5. John Parker Wilson - Alabama
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| Bama bangs. Enough said. |
